Joseph Earnwile V - A New Life in the Fat Lane

Welcome to the world of Joseph Earnwile V.

From here on a lot of stuff will be on the 18+ side of things. Proceed at your own risk.

The Story:

You play as Joseph Earnwile V. Grandson of a great adventurer, child of a boring (but wealthy) stock broker and now college student. You have set up your new "base of operations" in a shared apartment. As the only guy around it falls to you to be the dormroom perv. Will Joseph follow in his grandfather's footprints and become a great adventurer, or will he stumble around aimlessly looking for the next thrill? Play your way and uncover all the secrets in the town of Chunkinsand.

Progress?

A complete reworking of this game is now in very slow development. I will not promise any sort of release date, or even give myself a schedule, but in due time this game will be remastered and re-released as a continuation to my main Adventures of Joseph Earnwile game series.

So far this game includes:

•  45+ described and I think ok-ish locations. All with varying amounts of items and characters placed within them.
•  15 more fleshed out female characters, with some storyline and photos added to them.
• You may be able to find me and the wife in there somewhere. Yay for self-insert characters...
•  More than 10 secondary characters of most genders, races and sizes.
• Functional shops and restaurants, and the start of an economy system. 
• Themes of feedism, bloating, tight clothes, slob, extreme obesity, webcamming and even a bit of vore (if you so choose).
• A semi-sort of-working trophy/achievement system. Can help keep track of what you have done and not.
• A simple money system, although for now you have more than enough.
• Fully maped out play areas, with map that can be hidden if you want.
• Some simple collectables and ways to track these have been implemented.
• Simple save system, now rewamped and hopefullt(!) working
• No time or turn system. May have to add this in at some point, but for now it is very timey-wimey...
• Many a glitch and spelling mistake (please do report them if you find them. I will do my best to fix them up for later releases).

The girls who's got some finished storylines (read - now fixing bugs and issues) are:

• Jennie - a saucy redhead with a penchant for gaming. Help her reach the masses with her streams.
• Sarah - the inteligent librarian who has been supressed all her life, and is now just waiting to give into temptation.
• Alex - a secret best kept for those truly into the bigger female form
• Patty - a collector who isn't afraid to do anything to complete her collection.
• Maria - the sexy hedonist matron, with a taste for the good life, who could really use some younger company.
• Katja - that bitch had it coming.
• Chiyo - we have all been bitten by the asian persuation. So much crazy in such a small package.
• Bridgitte - the middle aged bartender who still has something to give.
• Rose - a flower in the darkness.
• Imani - the confident black dancer with a latin persuation. She would do anything for her beau Gabby.
• Gabriela - the sexy streamer who loves to eat. She may be small, but she is the strong one in the relationship.
• Liza - the big titty goth girlfriend everyone wishes they had at least once in their lifetime.
• Willow - the whispy menace longing for a loving touch.
• OliveB - Oh no...
• Mandy: milky.
• Olivia - a secret locked away for one man's pleassure. Being truly huge is not an easy life, especially if you have no clue about what living life is all about.

Just so it is out of the way: 

This is a text-adventure game that uses AI art and soundeffects to spice things up just that little bit. I have tried to get the UI down to a level where most people with a more modern sensibility would still enjoy it. I feel like the simplicity of this game genre is supremely well-suited to the exploration and storytelling experiences I want to share with my audience. Making you want to see, interact with and touch  everything just to see what may happen is one of the things I take pride in with my work. The genre also lets me tell the stories I want to tell without having the raw machinepower to do 3D renders and polygonal three dimensional worlds. I hope you guys will give it a try, and if you decide this game may not be for you, then maybe I'll see you again at a later time when I get to another project up and running.

A thank you:

I am able to develop games thanks to your contributions, no matter how small. If you have a dollar to spare you can either buy the game here on itch, donate on my Ko-Fi or become a patron. Links at the bottom of the game's page. 

All my links, including my discord can be found here:

https://linktr.ee/weirdobeardo89

-WeirdoBeardo89 out!