Joseph Earnwile V - A New Life in the Fat Lane

Devlog

• A New Life in the Fat Lane 0.1.5
  July 14, 2024 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  A new day for A New Life. I have spent a few hours this morning optimizing the code for this game. It may not show too much on your side, but it helped me out a lot. I have also decided to scale down... Continue reading

  
• A New Life in the Fat Lane 0.1
  December 02, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  New stuff: UI overhaul and updated look. All images have been refound, reimplemented and scaled down, this means the game will fit the screen better. A few new things that are left unfinished from way... Continue reading

  
• Files found, and game is back "in development"!
  November 26, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  Sooo... guess who transferred his actual hard drive discs to a new HDD assembly, got it working and saved all his files. You are right, this guy did! This means that this game is back on the menu boys... Continue reading

  
• Computer dead, and game gone
  August 22, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #update

  Unfortunately my old faithful laptop finally bit the bullter just the other night. It seems a combination of an overcurrent and a hard-drive slowly failing on me was the final straw. As such I stand w... Continue reading
• New Life - small update on progress and work.
  June 06, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Having had a bit of time off I am now back at working on the game again. Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is finished, family has had some time and work should be slowing down slightly for me moving forwar... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.6.1
  May 28, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Fixes: Attempted a fix for Chi locking you guys out. Feeding machine now works! New locations: Not new, but the basement in building A now has a bit more to do in there. New characters: Again not new,... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.5
  May 16, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Fixes: Small item updates. You can no longer steal the school corkboard. Lulu no longer sees pamphlets as food. Fixed the path to the police station. Chi's movements should now work. Code was integrat... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.4
  May 15, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Fixes: Tried a fix for Chiyo's storyline. Apparently I had put the wrong flags for certain weights. Hoping her story will function better now. Slight fixes for Stephs storyline. Other small repairs to... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.3
  May 13, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Fixes: Applied some fixes to Steph, and Sarah. Including an intended fix for sarah's 33rd stage. Fixed the two new pamphlets. Should now work as intended. Poppy shuld now have some slight clean-ups ap... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.2
  May 10, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  Newness: Porn is back on the menu boys, the laptop can now be used to look at some very selct images. Saving should now work again. Hannah now has some story to her, so far the story is abou half way... Continue reading
• Calming it all down just a bit
  May 09, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  Alright, I have been on this crazy train for a little while now, and I am still greatly enjoying the development of the game. I am however running slightly low on creative steam and energy after havin... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.1
  May 08, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  New and shiny: You can finally use the phone to order from Patty Princess, althoug delivery is kind of expensive. Attempted to fix Liza and Poppy's movements. Their scripts were put in the wrong folde... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.7.0
  May 06, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  New hotness: Many a bug and syntax fix. Some descriptions and conversations have been fixed. Imani is back in the second floor common room like she should be at the start of the game. Liza's story has... Continue reading
• Ko-Fi
  May 06, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update, #Money

  I have set up a Ko-FI, just in case you have a dollar to spare and want to send it my way. Never feel obligated to send me a thing except some feedback though. I know how it is to live with no money... Continue reading
• Slow weekend - part 2: Electric boogaloo
  May 05, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Trying this again: calming down over the weekend to hopefully deliver you a nice big update late sunday or early monday instead :-) Hope you guys have a good weekend!... Continue reading
• New Life - 0.0.6.9
  May 04, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  New hotness: New primary character: Willow. Most of her storyline is implemented already. Hope you guys have a bit of fun with her. New primary character: Poppy. So far she is mostly introduced to the... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New life 0.0.6.8.1
  May 03, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Gabriela and Imani's questlines are nearing completion, at least their first treck. Rose now dissapears after her story is finished. She is done with that basement. Gabriela's B3lly_B4b3 text should n... Continue reading
• 0.0.6.8
  May 02, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Newness: Some more fixes for different story paths and conversations including Rose's, Steph's and Jennie's. Fixed up some items, including the ones from CyTech. Yui's store was broken, fixed again. T... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.7.2
  May 01, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Some fixes and updates: Fixed the maps for Cossworth's office, Gianna's butcher shop and ITstop. They should now show the way I planned. Jennie and Sarah has some fixed up dialogue. More fixes for Jen... Continue reading
• A question!
  May 01, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Poll

  As this game chugs along and I get more accustomes to the development software and its limitations and possibilities, a question has entered my mind. What does the audience actually want? To answer th... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.7
  May 01, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  College students no longer gives the 'speak to' option. Cossworth's office is now slightly more decked out. More slight fixes and upgrades to Jennie's story. More slight fixes to Sarah's story. Megan... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.6
  April 30, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Jennie now leaves Liza's rom like she should. Jennie's big items now work, and gives a message if she isn't ready for them. Patty now appears as she should after a phonecall. Steph's dialogue for snac... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.5.1
  April 29, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Update

  Jenn's path is now re-debugged (had set an option to off that should have been on making the game search for an attribute that didn't exist, breaking gameplay as it looked in the wrong place), meaning... Continue reading
• Slow weekend.
  April 29, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89

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  #Break, #Update

  I will take this weekend to slow down my pace a little, retrace some steps and try and fix the current version. I ahve some bug reports to look through, and would like to also spend some time with the... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.5
  April 28, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Some more little things: Sixpack packaging should now only dissapear the first time it is emptied. More follow-up problems from changing some names should now be fixed. The changing of some room's nam... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.4.2
  April 27, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Fixed a softlock and some room-name kerfouffle discovered by a good tester. Steph should now be able to move on after the buffet. New book should be implemented right. Added a chest of drawers in your... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.4
  April 27, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Newness: Liza has grown "unbitchy" enough that she will now actually talk to you. She will even accept your offerings of pizza slices! New save system, hopefully works now, but limits where the player... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.3
  April 26, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  New hotness: Finished up Maria's part in the game, and (hopefully) got her eating habits under control for now. A little more clean-up for Sarah's questline. A new trophy can now be unlocked. Buffet i... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.2
  April 25, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  Alright, so finally we have another hotfix. What is new: I have tried my best to finish and polish Sarah's questline. This should not reach an end, and pop a trophy. You will/should still be seeing th... Continue reading
• Hotfix - New Life 0.0.6.1
  April 24, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Update

  We are getting into a lot of decimals here, but the update is very minor. Hoping fixing some issues didn't cause ten new ones, but no guarantees. I am quite new to programming (actually started only f... Continue reading
• Fixing my messes and slowing things down
  April 24, 2023 by Weirdobeardo89#Development

  I have already gotten a little bit of feedback from you my fellow pervs. Planned fixes so far are: Making it so that you need to keypress your way through events that previously went by in a flash, es... Continue reading